- Bought two bottles of tequila with my mom yesterday. We tried to return the first one (Jose Cuervo) after buying the second (Patron), but there was some kind of glitch. Oh, by the way, both of these stores were on a military base. And we never ended up making margaritas. +2 awkward points.
- Discovering that while "Bollito Misto" rolls off the tongue when you are talking about cooking class, it actually involves cow tongue when you are in cooking class. +3 awkward points.
- I think this post pretty accurately sums up what Christmas Mass was like. +5 awkward points.
- At church on Sunday, the priest renewed everyone's wedding vows in honor of the Feast of the Holy Family. It was sort of sweet. Until the couple behind me returned to their seats and the husband announced, "I even showered for you! I must have known we were going to get married again today!" Being single never looked so good. + 5 awkward points.
- I had the most awkward dining experience to date, at an Indian restaurant in Reston. You can read about it on Yelp, but I'm going to give it + 3 awkward points.
- The sleeping-bag coat has, apparently, become a fixture of my persona. I ran into Professor Coldheart at the T station last week and the first thing he said to me was, "Is this the sleeping bag coat?" I am a little worried that he had to ask. +6 awkward points.
- Discovering that someone found my blog because they googled, "how not to be awkward with your boyfriend." +6 awkward points.
I really am out-doing myself these days.
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